Here are the 12 things that you may want to ask Santa for a pest control solution this Christmas.
- Your Christmas tree has lights, bobbles, decorations and spider webs?? Spiders are free pest control but not on your Christmas tree.
- Your living room is decked with rat traps instead of boughs of holly.
- Silverfish are using your ginger-bread house for a Christmas holiday retreat.
- Thank goodness someone likes the fruitcake as fruit flies have set up home in the fruitcake.
- Your Christmas stockings are so full of carpet beetle holes that gifts will not stay in them.
- Santa won’t come down the chimney because there are too many squirrel nests in the way.
- “farine de moth” is a distinct component in your Christmas cookies.
- The bed sheets are Christmas colours, thanks to the bed bugs – white and blood red.
- Raccoons wish you and your family a merry Christmas!
- There are no lords a leaping just fleas.
- Who’s been naughty or nice this year, the moles don’t care as they just keep popping out of your lawn to wish you merry christmas.
- The sugar cookies you left out for Santa disappeared, thanks cockroaches!!
Holidays are expected; suffering is not. Merry Christmas and happy New Year.
gogreenpestcontrol.ca Ladner Tsawwassen Delta B.C., Randy L. Bilesky BsF CPA RPF
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