Spheksophobia: the fear of wasps

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  1. Super Heroes – Pest control technicians – the guys tackling a nest full of a million paranoid wasps.
  2. You just have to run – faster than the person beside you.
  3. You won’t go into the attic during summer – the hatch to the attic is the gate to hell.
  4. Eating salmon outdoors is considered an extreme sport – knowing that a swarm is lying in wait to ambush us.
  5. Picnics is a are extreme sport – wasps are the classic uninvited guest to every outdoor dining experience
  6. Its only one wasp – but that one wasp is a tracer bullet for the big guns.
  7. If you do end up in a duel with a wasp and win – automatically a pest control super hero.
  8. You believe that wasp stings are the worst thing ever – next to a kick in the nether-regions or step on a piece of Lego barefoot
  9. You would sacrifice a loved one to save yourself – illegal but a thought
  10. Screaming is acceptable – people will look at you like they look at a car alarm in a mall parking lot
  11. You look at people who aren’t scared of wasps like gods – ‘It’s just a wasp, it won’t hurt you.’
  12. If it buzzes it’s a wasp or a mosquito – either way you’ll pay the ultimate price – skin disease
  13. You love fall – long sleeves and only birds are flying
  14. http://gogreenpestcontrol.ca/bug-blog/ http://www.delta-optimist.com/opinion/blogs/deltabc-1.983313/blog-spheksophobia-the-fear-of-wasps-1.2020305  https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/spheksophobia-fear-wasps-randy-bilesky?published=t
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