Rouse, Mouse-Rat Hybrid
It’s the season: Turducken, piecaken, salaoup, teaffee and now the latest hybrid a Rouse? But this new hybrid is not to be eaten at Christmas, Easter or Thanksgiving this is a new super rodent that has been breed to withstand invasive animal testing. Years of genetic engineering, countless misfires and finally a rodent that can endure months without food or water, live in either extreme temperatures or climates, is resistant to all current rodenticides and can grow back certain organs and body parts. The super rat has been around for some time and thrives on over-the-counter poisons that are making them bigger and stronger. The mutant rats, some as big as cats, have developed a taste for poison. Yet they still need to eat and drink water daily. The new rouse, which has been contained to scientific laboratories, so far, doesn’t need to feed often. The rouse has the ability to hibernate, or become dormant, daily.
RAT RAT RAT
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